"What? for when you become a zombie?" he looked confused.
"No! Against zombies-for when the Undead fuck your shit up!"
"That's your big business plan?" still trying to wrap his brain around what I was saying.
"Yeah!" I laughed.
"Jess, do you really think people are gonna buy that?"
"Hell if I know, but it's the best idea so far-and there are tons of zombie fans out there! And some of them actually believe this stuff. Shit, sometimes I believe it's gonna happen. We'll all wake up one day to a loved one trying to gnaw off a foot." I nodded, thinking to myself.
"Then what happens?"
"hmm? Oh, well then we pay out. If someone is attacked, or zombies wreck their home, whatever they have coverage on, they'll be reimbursed!" I explained excitedly.
"zombie apocalypse insurance" he sighed, shaking his head.
"Yeah!"
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